Sunday, March 23, 2008

Kender

I used to think I was Raistlin, but I've realized I'm more like Tasslehoff.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Work n stuff

My manager is a dolt.
For one thing, his breath smells like dog poop. I wonder if this is recent, or have his wife and kids noticed it? Maybe they don't know because he eats a bag of dog poop on the way to work.
He also likes to badmouth everyone. The sales reps are stupid, because they didn't order a certain wine. The merchandisers are lazy because they didn't fill that display. The cashiers are flaky because they confused Dom Perignon with Domaine Ste Michelle. Seems no one can do anything right.
Nearly every day I come in, he's working cases in the warehouse or putting in new florescent lights.You're the manager- get someone else to do manual labor.
I was reading (an actual book!) on my lunch break in the break room and he commented that the only thing he reads are sports or wine magazines. He's never liked to read.
So he smells bad, he's a backstabber, he can't delegate, and he's a moron. On the plus side, he seems to be afraid of me, so he leaves me alone.